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Friday, September 21, 2012

A Letter To RealFeel Bodysuits Inc.

TG Captions by Alix


  1. If you ever manage to get the suit off, I'd GLADLY take it off your hands. ;-)

    Seriously though, I truly wish those suits really existed. :-D

  2. Dear very Angry RealFeel Customer,

    We regret to inform you that the website you purchased our product from was a viral phishing website masquerading as our official homepage under the name ReelFeel.

    The particular suit you are now wearing is in fact a cheap Chinese knockoff of our line. It is fatally flawed as it self-bonds upon use. Unfortunately, it is just as indestructible as our own suits. It also has an error in the bonding matrix of the suit's breasts, wherein the matrix tends to break down over time and massively expand in volume and mass. This can often continue for several years, resulting in anywhere from a 50% to a 500% total increase in bust size and weight.

    On a happier note, we have elected to send you a free set of our wonderful new line of super-sized bras, complete with anti-grope technology, for those pesky trips out in public.

    We here at RealFeel Bodysuits Inc. thank you for your valued feedback,

    Dick Biggerstaff, PR Excutive, RealFeel Body suits Inc.